by breakingeven | Oct 6, 2019 | Uncategorized
IT’S DECORATIVE GOURD TIME, MOTHERFUCKERS! It’s also time for soup. Warm, tasty, nourishing soup. It’s Autumn (Fall, for you folks who hate syllables), and this year, Autumn feels like it skipped right to Winter, it’s a trip. And it’s...
by breakingeven | Mar 6, 2019 | Uncategorized
Sometimes I whip something tasty up in the kitchen, and it’s a simple matter of “oh, I have these things, this makes sense, I’m gonna make a thing.” Especially if I have a craving for a certain “flavor profile” but not a concrete...
by L.L. Curtis | Apr 4, 2018 | Uncategorized
Several years ago, I had three small children at home including my then six-month-old son. I had gained approximately one metric ton during the pregnancy as my best friend, who was pregnant with her twins at the same time, and I would eat our way through the malls...
by L.L. Curtis | Feb 5, 2018 | Uncategorized
I am a huge fan of seafood, ESPECIALLY Dungeness crab. And I am fortunate enough to live in a part of the country where I can literally go to the end of a pier, drop a crab pot, and, when I pull it up? CRAB FRIENDS. The kind of crabs you’re HAPPY to catch! I am...
by L.L. Curtis | Feb 4, 2018 | Uncategorized
It’s been a busy cooking weekend. FINALLY a weekend where I can just “relax” (ha!!!) and be a maniac in the kitchen all weekend. For breakfast, I made that delightful smoked salmon and cheesy dill omelet with the horseradish cream sauce and...
by breakingeven | Jan 21, 2018 | Uncategorized
Do you wake up sometimes and think, G’DAMN, I WANT A GIANT PHILLY CHEESE STEAK SAMMICH IN MY MOUTH!? Just me? Yeah, I didn’t think so. Well, I had happened upon a recipe for a Keto Philly Cheese Steak Wrap and it didn’t move me, so I decided to do...
by breakingeven | Jan 18, 2018 | Uncategorized
I am fortunate because I know some folks who can freakin cook. Take my friend, Carl, for example. He’s been a Keto Slut for quite a while and he’s been teasing me with sexy pictures of his food for as long as I can remember. SPECIFICALLY this one damn...
by breakingeven | Jan 17, 2018 | Uncategorized
Hey, guys! Honestly, there are some days (weeks) where all I want is a low carb smoothie because I’m all cheesed and egged out (THE HELL YOU SAY? I know, it freaks me out, too), and most days, I’m probably just going to do a scramble with eggs and cheese...
by L.L. Curtis | Oct 25, 2017 | Uncategorized
Sad is the man. …the man who realizes that he failed to work white male privilege into anything more genital-stimulating than a successful online gaming career. …that he may have missed the whole point of having a wiener. What is the point of wiener...
by L.L. Curtis | Mar 1, 2017 | Uncategorized
Once again, a young, white, privileged (was that redundant?) male has been let off the hook for a vile assault against another human being. Former high school football player John R. K. Howard forcibly inserted a coat hanger into the rectum of a disabled black...
