by L.L. Curtis | Dec 30, 2023 | Uncategorized
Ahoy! Are you in or near Asheville, North Carolina? Do you wanna come hang out for a few? I WOULD LOVE TO SEE YOU! I will be at Firestorm Books from 5 to 6:30 or so, signing books (mine? other people’s? hey, whatever!) and chatting about the books. I’ve...
by L.L. Curtis | Aug 15, 2023 | Uncategorized
So Zuck can take the name Vagina Devil Magic from my Facebook Page, but that’s all he can take – Vagina Devil Magic lives on, motherflippers. Also, after I had this one-off hat made, modeled by my dear friend, Kirsten Norgaard of Kit’s Apothecary...
by L.L. Curtis | May 1, 2023 | Uncategorized
So, with the relaunch of my website in a whole new shiny format, the spot where I’ve randomly put blog posts, recipes, ridiculous versions of songs you know and may or may not love (WHO, BESIDES B-SHAP, DOESN’T LOVE W.A.P.? I mean come on…) is now...
by L.L. Curtis | Jan 29, 2020 | Uncategorized
To all the men I’ve shown the door To all the dicks I’ve mocked before You couldn’t make cum And all your words were dumb To all the men I’ve shown the door To all the head I gave too soon From Mid-December to the month of June Wish I could take it back Your oral...
by L.L. Curtis | Dec 19, 2019 | Uncategorized
I don’t know what it is, but the after watching the news tonight, I thought, hey. You know what sounds really fucking delicious? IMPEACHMENT COBBLER, THAT’S WHAT! Fuck yeah. So that’s what we’re making tonight. HERE’S AN IMPEACHMENT...
by L.L. Curtis | Oct 13, 2019 | Uncategorized
I had a version of this back when I first moved back to the Pacific Northwest (my home!) from where I had been living in the San Francisco Bay Area. The Bay Area is lovely, but it just ain’t me, you know? Sometime during my first week back, I found myself...
