I am fortunate because I know some folks who can freakin cook.

Take my friend, Carl, for example.

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This is Carl.

He’s been a Keto Slut for quite a while and he’s been teasing me with sexy pictures of his food for as long as I can remember. SPECIFICALLY this one damn dinner he makes, which is steak with cheesy spinach.

Guys, I’m not even that big of a spinach fan with the exception of when it’s used as a wilted delivery device for buttered garlic or when it’s randomly in something like my greek turkey burgers.

But this?  Holy crap. When I see it, especially alongside a perfectly prepared ribeye, I want it inside me. Immediately.

Carl has been glorious enough to share his recipe. THANK YOU, BALD HEADED BABY JEBUS…and Carl.

CARL’S STEAK AND CHEESY EFFING SPINACH

Per Carl…

For the steak:

“Salt and pepper steak, or season to your tastes with anything else. I cooked it with butter, garlic paste, and rosemary.

Baste steak with butter mixture until done to your liking.”

 

…oh hell, I’m drooling.

 

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Sweet mother of god…

 

For the spinach:

“Melt two 6oz packages of goat cheese. I used a jalepeno goat cheese because I wanted the heat.

Add a splash of heavy cream to help it make a sauce.

Add spinach and wilt.

Salt and pepper to taste.”

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Sexy, goaty decadence

“Voila…steak and cheesy spinach.”

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Voila indeed.

Will you look at this beautiful plate of perfection?

 

Also….ALSO…

Even kids like this dish.

 

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Exhibit 1:  Mini-Carl

A note from Chef Carl:

“With the spinach you can add other vegetables, I have added mushrooms in the past, asparagus as well. I want to try adding bacon to it next time.

One could add pork rind crumbs to thicken it up.”

HAVE I SAID “THANK YOU, CARL!!!” ?

THANK YOU, CARL!

Also…can we just look at THIS again?

*sigh*

 

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*swoon*