by breakingeven | Oct 6, 2019 | Uncategorized
IT’S DECORATIVE GOURD TIME, MOTHERFUCKERS! It’s also time for soup. Warm, tasty, nourishing soup. It’s Autumn (Fall, for you folks who hate syllables), and this year, Autumn feels like it skipped right to Winter, it’s a trip. And it’s...
by breakingeven | Mar 6, 2019 | Uncategorized
Sometimes I whip something tasty up in the kitchen, and it’s a simple matter of “oh, I have these things, this makes sense, I’m gonna make a thing.” Especially if I have a craving for a certain “flavor profile” but not a concrete...
by breakingeven | Jan 21, 2018 | Uncategorized
Do you wake up sometimes and think, G’DAMN, I WANT A GIANT PHILLY CHEESE STEAK SAMMICH IN MY MOUTH!? Just me? Yeah, I didn’t think so. Well, I had happened upon a recipe for a Keto Philly Cheese Steak Wrap and it didn’t move me, so I decided to do...
by breakingeven | Jan 18, 2018 | Uncategorized
I am fortunate because I know some folks who can freakin cook. Take my friend, Carl, for example. He’s been a Keto Slut for quite a while and he’s been teasing me with sexy pictures of his food for as long as I can remember. SPECIFICALLY this one damn...
by breakingeven | Jan 17, 2018 | Uncategorized
Hey, guys! Honestly, there are some days (weeks) where all I want is a low carb smoothie because I’m all cheesed and egged out (THE HELL YOU SAY? I know, it freaks me out, too), and most days, I’m probably just going to do a scramble with eggs and cheese...