by L.L. Curtis | Dec 30, 2023 | Uncategorized
Ahoy! Are you in or near Asheville, North Carolina? Do you wanna come hang out for a few? I WOULD LOVE TO SEE YOU! I will be at Firestorm Books from 5 to 6:30 or so, signing books (mine? other people’s? hey, whatever!) and chatting about the books. I’ve...
by L.L. Curtis | Aug 15, 2023 | Uncategorized
So Zuck can take the name Vagina Devil Magic from my Facebook Page, but that’s all he can take – Vagina Devil Magic lives on, motherflippers. Also, after I had this one-off hat made, modeled by my dear friend, Kirsten Norgaard of Kit’s Apothecary...
by L.L. Curtis | May 1, 2023 | Uncategorized
So, with the relaunch of my website in a whole new shiny format, the spot where I’ve randomly put blog posts, recipes, ridiculous versions of songs you know and may or may not love (WHO, BESIDES B-SHAP, DOESN’T LOVE W.A.P.? I mean come on…) is now...
by L.L. Curtis | Aug 2, 2021 | Humor
Sung to the tune of Black Betty by Ram Jam… Whoa flat boobies, mammogram. Whoa flat boobies, mammogram. Gonna put ’em on a slab, mammogram. For machines to grab, mammogram. Thing’s cold as hell, mammogram. Gotta say oh well, mammogram. I said, Oh,...
by L.L. Curtis | Apr 22, 2021 | Humor
“It’s scary. Do it anyway.” MenuSKIP TO CONTENTSearch Big Zucchini (WAP parody) AUGUST 19, 2020 / L.L. CURTIS (Background) There’s some hoers in this house There’s some hoers in this house There’s some hoers in this house There’s some...
