by L.L. Curtis | May 1, 2023 | Uncategorized
So, with the relaunch of my website in a whole new shiny format, the spot where I’ve randomly put blog posts, recipes, ridiculous versions of songs you know and may or may not love (WHO, BESIDES B-SHAP, DOESN’T LOVE W.A.P.? I mean come on…) is now...
by L.L. Curtis | Aug 2, 2021 | Humor
Sung to the tune of Black Betty by Ram Jam… Whoa flat boobies, mammogram. Whoa flat boobies, mammogram. Gonna put ’em on a slab, mammogram. For machines to grab, mammogram. Thing’s cold as hell, mammogram. Gotta say oh well, mammogram. I said, Oh,...
by L.L. Curtis | Apr 22, 2021 | Humor
“It’s scary. Do it anyway.” MenuSKIP TO CONTENTSearch Big Zucchini (WAP parody) AUGUST 19, 2020 / L.L. CURTIS (Background) There’s some hoers in this house There’s some hoers in this house There’s some hoers in this house There’s some...
by L.L. Curtis | Feb 10, 2020 | Humor, LGBTQ
Most “adventures” I’ve had in my life, (i.e. reckless, indiscriminate sex), have all happened organically. And, by organically, I obviously mean while out behaving poorly at sweaty nightclubs or at house parties where much alcohol was consumed...
by L.L. Curtis | Jan 29, 2020 | Uncategorized
To all the men I’ve shown the door To all the dicks I’ve mocked before You couldn’t make cum And all your words were dumb To all the men I’ve shown the door To all the head I gave too soon From Mid-December to the month of June Wish I could take it back Your oral...
