Whoa Flat Boobies…

Sung to the tune of Black Betty by Ram Jam… Whoa flat boobies, mammogram. Whoa flat boobies, mammogram. Gonna put ’em on a slab, mammogram. For machines to grab, mammogram. Thing’s cold as hell, mammogram. Gotta say oh well, mammogram. I said, Oh,...

BIG ZUCCHINI- W.A.P. PARODY

“It’s scary. Do it anyway.” MenuSKIP TO CONTENTSearch Big Zucchini (WAP parody) AUGUST 19, 2020 / L.L. CURTIS (Background) There’s some hoers in this house There’s some hoers in this house There’s some hoers in this house There’s some...

Of Course Her Name Was Cherry . . .

Most “adventures” I’ve had in my life, (i.e. reckless, indiscriminate sex), have all happened organically. And, by organically, I obviously mean while out behaving poorly at sweaty nightclubs or at house parties where much alcohol was consumed...