Sung to the tune of Black Betty by Ram Jam…
Whoa flat boobies, mammogram.
Whoa flat boobies, mammogram.
Gonna put ’em on a slab, mammogram.
For machines to grab, mammogram.
Thing’s cold as hell, mammogram.
Gotta say oh well, mammogram.
I said, Oh, flat boobies, mammogram.
Whoa flat boobies, mammogram.
Oh, flat boobies, mammogram.
Whoa flat boobies, mammogram.
This doctor has bad breath, mammogram.
Gonna barf to death, mammogram.
This isn’t very fun, mammogram.
Gonna hand her some gum, mammogram.
Whoa flat boobies, mammogram.
Whoa flat boobies, mammogram.
Whoa flat…
Whoa flat boobies, mammogram.
Whoa flat boobies, mammogram.
Don’t wanna find a lump, mammogram.
Not a single tiny bump, mammogram.
Shit, I don’t want cancer, mammogram.
Want a healthy fucking answer.
Woah flat boobies, mammogram.
Whoa flat boobies, mammogram.
Mammograaaaaaaaaaam!