by L.L. Curtis | Jan 29, 2020 | Uncategorized
To all the men I’ve shown the door To all the dicks I’ve mocked before You couldn’t make cum And all your words were dumb To all the men I’ve shown the door To all the head I gave too soon From Mid-December to the month of June Wish I could take it back Your oral...
by L.L. Curtis | Jan 28, 2020 | Food
So I’m back on the Keto bullshit. I say bullshit with love, I promise. Keto is pretty fucking easy to stay on and the literal only way I can transition from eating ALL the bullshit to eating like a reasonable human who is fueling their bod. Don’t get me...
by L.L. Curtis | Dec 19, 2019 | Uncategorized
I don’t know what it is, but the after watching the news tonight, I thought, hey. You know what sounds really fucking delicious? IMPEACHMENT COBBLER, THAT’S WHAT! Fuck yeah. So that’s what we’re making tonight. HERE’S AN IMPEACHMENT...
by L.L. Curtis | Oct 13, 2019 | Uncategorized
I had a version of this back when I first moved back to the Pacific Northwest (my home!) from where I had been living in the San Francisco Bay Area. The Bay Area is lovely, but it just ain’t me, you know? Sometime during my first week back, I found myself...
by L.L. Curtis | Apr 4, 2018 | Uncategorized
Several years ago, I had three small children at home including my then six-month-old son. I had gained approximately one metric ton during the pregnancy as my best friend, who was pregnant with her twins at the same time, and I would eat our way through the malls...
