Of Course Her Name Was Cherry . . .

Most “adventures” I’ve had in my life, (i.e. reckless, indiscriminate sex), have all happened organically. And, by organically, I obviously mean while out behaving poorly at sweaty nightclubs or at house parties where much alcohol was consumed...

To All The Men I’ve Shown the Door (song)

To all the men I’ve shown the door To all the dicks I’ve mocked before You couldn’t make cum And all your words were dumb To all the men I’ve shown the door To all the head I gave too soon From Mid-December to the month of June Wish I could take it back Your oral...

Creamy Green Enchilada Chicken Soup

So I’m back on the Keto bullshit. I say bullshit with love, I promise. Keto is pretty fucking easy to stay on and the literal only way I can transition from eating ALL the bullshit to eating like a reasonable human who is fueling their bod. Don’t get me...

Impeachment Cobbler? Yes Please.

I don’t know what it is, but the after watching the news tonight, I thought, hey. You know what sounds really fucking delicious? IMPEACHMENT COBBLER, THAT’S WHAT! Fuck yeah. So that’s what we’re making tonight. HERE’S AN IMPEACHMENT...

Autumn Lamb Stew

I had a version of this back when I first moved back to the Pacific Northwest (my home!) from where I had been living in the San Francisco Bay Area. The Bay Area is lovely, but it just ain’t me, you know? Sometime during my first week back, I found myself...