by breakingeven | Jan 18, 2018 | Uncategorized
I am fortunate because I know some folks who can freakin cook. Take my friend, Carl, for example. He’s been a Keto Slut for quite a while and he’s been teasing me with sexy pictures of his food for as long as I can remember. SPECIFICALLY this one damn...
by breakingeven | Jan 17, 2018 | Uncategorized
Hey, guys! Honestly, there are some days (weeks) where all I want is a low carb smoothie because I’m all cheesed and egged out (THE HELL YOU SAY? I know, it freaks me out, too), and most days, I’m probably just going to do a scramble with eggs and cheese...
by L.L. Curtis | Oct 25, 2017 | Uncategorized
Sad is the man. …the man who realizes that he failed to work white male privilege into anything more genital-stimulating than a successful online gaming career. …that he may have missed the whole point of having a wiener. What is the point of wiener...
by L.L. Curtis | Mar 1, 2017 | Uncategorized
Once again, a young, white, privileged (was that redundant?) male has been let off the hook for a vile assault against another human being. Former high school football player John R. K. Howard forcibly inserted a coat hanger into the rectum of a disabled black...
by L.L. Curtis | Aug 17, 2016 | Uncategorized
A plus-sized 42-year-old Seattle woman used to dread consuming life-sustaining nutrients in public due to the critical gazes she would receive by others in her vicinity. By having the audacity to consume what appeared to be the same menu items as her trimmer friends...
by L.L. Curtis | Jul 29, 2016 | Uncategorized
Author’s note: This was written the summer of 2016 shortly after HRC had gotten the nod as the Democratic candidate for the 2016 Presidential Election. At this writing, in 2020, we have just gotten our first woman Vice President and while, we’re still not...
