Hey everyone!I will be crawling off my Central American mountain and heading back up to the states soon!First stop: MAY 24TH: I will be at Village Books in Fairhaven! 1200 11th St, Bellingham, WA 98225 The book reading/signing event is from 6pm-8pm and tickets are $5 via EventBrite. Click here for tickets. Pretty sure they’re available at … Continue reading Book Tour Part II: Back in the PNW!
Author: Lisa Lee Curtis
Hello, North Carolina!
I will be in Asheville, North Carolina at Firestorm Books on January 27th at 5pm! COME SEE ME! Bring your book or pick one up at Firestorm. I would love to see you and sign your book and say hi! I will be there from 5pm to 6:30 and then, afterwards, I'm going to find … Continue reading Hello, North Carolina!
Vagina Devil Magic
I’ve been asked more than a few times: Why “Vagina Devil Magic?” Having a Facebook presence under the name “Vagina Devil Magic” can bring about some interesting (that’s one word for it) questions. Of course, and this will be a surprise to literally no one who has been on the internet for more than a … Continue reading Vagina Devil Magic
BIG ZUCCHINI- W.A.P. PARODY
"It's scary. Do it anyway." MenuSKIP TO CONTENTSearch Big Zucchini (WAP parody) AUGUST 19, 2020 / L.L. CURTIS (Background) There’s some hoers in this house There’s some hoers in this house There’s some hoers in this house There’s some hoers in this house I’m a gardening freakSeven days a weekBig zucchiniMake your veggie game WEAK (ahhh) Yeah, yeah, … Continue reading BIG ZUCCHINI- W.A.P. PARODY
Construction Zone!
HAHA I posted this January 2021. Good news though...I'm actually working on this now (April 2022)! Yay!****** Just a quick note to let you know that this site is under construction. No, no one hacked the site, no I didn't delete anything, things are just being moved around a bit and eventually redesigned.Please catch me … Continue reading Construction Zone!
BBBB
At the suggestion of a friend of mine whose writing, along with the subject matter he tackles, truly bring me joy, I am starting a new regular column. The working title is: Brief Biographies of Badass Bitches: Tagline: Women you might not know but should. I have a lot (A LOT) of Facebook content, many … Continue reading BBBB
To All The Men I’ve Shown the Door (song)
To all the men I’ve shown the door To all the dicks I’ve mocked before You couldn’t make cum And all your words were dumb To all the men I’ve shown the door To all the head I gave too soon From Mid-December to the month of June Wish I could take it back Your … Continue reading To All The Men I’ve Shown the Door (song)
Milky Vengeance: The Consequences of Pissing Off a Fat Lady
Several years ago, I had three small children at home including my then six-month-old son. I had gained approximately one metric ton during the pregnancy as my best friend, who was pregnant with her twins at the same time, and I would eat our way through the malls giving zero fucks. We’re pregnant, get out … Continue reading Milky Vengeance: The Consequences of Pissing Off a Fat Lady
Sad Is The Man
Sad is the man. ...the man who realizes that he failed to work white male privilege into anything more genital-stimulating than a successful online gaming career. ...that he may have missed the whole point of having a wiener. What is the point of wiener anymore? What is life? He shakes his … Continue reading Sad Is The Man
“I see myself in that young, white rapist.”
Once again, a young, white, privileged (was that redundant?) male has been let off the hook for a vile assault against another human being. Former high school football player John R. K. Howard forcibly inserted a coat hanger into the rectum of a disabled black teammate, a young man from the only black family in his … Continue reading “I see myself in that young, white rapist.”
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