I regret to inform you that this is a thing that’s now happened. For how long? Who knows. That depends on you I guess, as I’m not doing this for MY health.

But yeah, as promised/threatened, I have tapdanced my fucking way into the land of podcasts.
This is entirely your fault. Also, thank you for believing in my bullshit and wanting ot hear from me.
If you don’t want to hear from me, well, WHY ARE YOU HERE? Self-awareness is a beautiful thing. XO
Until things change in this area – maybe they will, maybe they won’t, we’ll see how this goes, I will be posting these for paid subscribers on both Substack and on Patreon – I crosspost to both so pick your favorite platform to access them and then play from whatever podcast thingy each platform makes available.
- SUBSTACK
- Episode ZERO – A Fucking Rerun?
- Episode 1: Porn, Pettiness, and Pets
- Episode 2: Trolls, Bullies, and Women’s Sports
- Episode 3: Is this unicorn purse threatening your masculinity?
- Episode 4 – NOT guilty pleasures, VERY guilty teachers
- Episode 5 – Teaching girls that they deserve to orgasm
- Episode 6 – Leaving the country and/or your old life
- Episode 7 – Skipping the country and savage teenage pettiness
- Episode 8 – Demanding evidence and country radio stations (DO NOT)
- Episode 9 – Men overstating their market value – and A RETURN TO MISSION
- Episode 10 – Reality Shows, older men who don’t learn, and keeping ourselves in check.
- Episode 11: Men who want a mommy and the ones who show up to hurt their own feelings for some fuckin reason.
- Episode 12: Parenting While Unmarried and Apologizing for our Skin Suits
- PATREON
- Episode ZERO – A Fucking Rerun?
- Episode 1: Porn, Pettiness, and Pets
- Episode 2: Trolls, Bullies, and Women’s Sports
- Episode 3: Is this unicorn purse threatening your masculinity?
- Episode 4 – NOT guilty pleasures, VERY guilty teachers
- Episode 5 – Teaching girls that they deserve to orgasm
- Episode 6 – Leaving the country and/or your old life
- Episode 7 – Skipping the country and savage teenage pettiness
- Episode 8 – Demanding evidence and country radio stations (DO NOT)
- Episode 9 – Men overstating their market value – and A RETURN TO MISSION
- Episode 10 – Reality shows, older men who don’t learn, and keeping ourselves in check.
- Episode 11: Men who want a mommy and the ones who show up to hurt their own feelings for some fuckin reason.
- Episode 12: Parenting While Unmarried and Apologizing for our Skin Suits
Do you have questions? Input? Shit you want to hear discussed on this podcast?
Email me at dearvdm@gmail.com