I don’t know how to do the whole “skip recipe” thing on that platform. Just read my bullshit, man, I didn’t even write that much.

You’re not going to starve.

I didn’t tell you about my naked backpacking trip to Nepal with the cast of Hogan’s Heroes or anything, so I think you’ll be fine.

Also, buy my books. Boom. TAKE THAT!

(…please.)