by L.L. Curtis | Apr 4, 2018 | Uncategorized
Several years ago, I had three small children at home including my then six-month-old son. I had gained approximately one metric ton during the pregnancy as my best friend, who was pregnant with her twins at the same time, and I would eat our way through the malls...
by L.L. Curtis | Feb 5, 2018 | Uncategorized
I am a huge fan of seafood, ESPECIALLY Dungeness crab. And I am fortunate enough to live in a part of the country where I can literally go to the end of a pier, drop a crab pot, and, when I pull it up? CRAB FRIENDS. The kind of crabs you’re HAPPY to catch! I am...
by L.L. Curtis | Feb 4, 2018 | Uncategorized
It’s been a busy cooking weekend. FINALLY a weekend where I can just “relax” (ha!!!) and be a maniac in the kitchen all weekend. For breakfast, I made that delightful smoked salmon and cheesy dill omelet with the horseradish cream sauce and...
by L.L. Curtis | Oct 25, 2017 | Uncategorized
Sad is the man. …the man who realizes that he failed to work white male privilege into anything more genital-stimulating than a successful online gaming career. …that he may have missed the whole point of having a wiener. What is the point of wiener...
by L.L. Curtis | Mar 1, 2017 | Uncategorized
Once again, a young, white, privileged (was that redundant?) male has been let off the hook for a vile assault against another human being. Former high school football player John R. K. Howard forcibly inserted a coat hanger into the rectum of a disabled black...
