GOT CRABS?

by | Feb 5, 2018 | Uncategorized

I am a huge fan of seafood, ESPECIALLY Dungeness crab. And I am fortunate enough to live in a part of the country where I can literally go to the end of a pier, drop a crab pot, and, when I pull it up?  CRAB FRIENDS. The kind of crabs you’re HAPPY to catch! I am...

Pig meat, cream, and booze…OH MY!

by | Feb 4, 2018 | Uncategorized

It’s been a busy cooking weekend.  FINALLY a weekend where I can just “relax” (ha!!!) and be a maniac in the kitchen all weekend. For breakfast, I made that delightful smoked salmon and cheesy dill omelet with the horseradish cream sauce and...

Sad Is The Man

by | Oct 25, 2017 | Uncategorized

Sad is the man.   …the man who realizes that he failed to work white male privilege into anything more genital-stimulating than a successful online gaming career.   …that he may have missed the whole point of having a wiener.   What is the point of wiener...

“I see myself in that young, white rapist.”

by | Mar 1, 2017 | Uncategorized

Once again, a young, white, privileged (was that redundant?) male has been let off the hook for a vile assault against another human being. Former high school football player John R. K. Howard forcibly inserted a coat hanger into the rectum of a disabled black...